Thursday, June 24, 2004
Introductions.
Hello. You've probably never heard of me before, or perhaps, you have merely forgotten about my existence. I am that little voice in the back of your head, known as your conscience! If you remember correctly, I take extra care in making sure that you don't do BAD THINGS. BAD THINGS would not necessarily be, but may include:
-Thinking BAD THOUGHTS about our president. Such as: George Bush is the Antichrist!!!1! No, Dubya is not the Antichrist, but it hasn't been disproved that he's the reincarnation of Hitler.
-Thinking about doing BAD THINGS to our president. Such as: I want to take a crap on the White House lawn!!!1! No, my friend, as hilarious as that may sound, you may face deportation to somewhere really terrible; like Canada.
-Thinking BAD THOUGHTS about our American government. Such as: No one ever gets anything done, so I'm going to vote them out in the next election. Nice try, but didn't the last Presidential Election Mishap™ teach you that your vote amounts to a whole pile of feces?
So you see! You do need me from time to time to keep you from facing execution at the hands of American infidels those damn terrorists!
Any relation to the blog-mistress' own conscience is purely coincidental. Also, no Canadians were hurt in the making of this post. Really, we love Canada!
la vie en rose
5:52 PM
Who Am I? What Is This?
"Who are YOU?" said the Caterpillar.
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, "I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."
In my early years, I blossomed in the backwaters of Osgood, Indiana. While its charming backwardness helped to shape me into the member of the female species whom I am today, I do not regret hightailing it out of the seventh level of Hell after graduation ended. What was it like to live outside of civilization? Watch Deliverance, Mississippi Burning, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...you'll see the point I'm making here.
My specialties are foreign languages (specifically German and Japanese), Asian studies and history, linguistics, world literature, and etymology. The fine arts, if they please.
I am: a halfbreed, bipolar, borderline, schizo, paranoid, anxious, occasionally depressive, constantly battling the desire to bring harm to myself, sometimes battling the need to kill others, not easily put into any identifiable sexual preference group, polyamorous but am not a "slut," in an open marriage, a mother of three, creative sometimes, working on a novel, a published poet, a fanfiction writer, an artist of many trades, an infrequent singer these days, a wannabe musician, a lover of all musical genres, a big kid who still adores cartoons, a big nerd specializing in everything imaginable, and...well, this list could go on, but I won't let it.
Warning: Be prepared to read all sorts of political, psychoanalytical, macabre, philosophical, self-analytical, and just general babble within this journal. If the thought doesn't turn you on, then go elsewhere. That doesn't mean that I shy from a good debate. All opinions are tolerated here. Who am I to keep others from their First Amendment Rights?
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